Tuesday, November 4, 2008

WARNING:For Serious Life Less People Only
(nothing to do)
Lame Jocks Tim
e:D
What's the easiest way to get on TV?
Answer:Sit on it

Why did the doofus keep on hitting his head against the wall?
Answer:Because it felt so good when he stopped!!
Why did Soccer players have so much trouble eating?
Answer:They think they can't use their hands.
What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?
Answer:Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
I have five noses, seven ears and four mouths. What am I?
Answer:Very Ugly
Ten Cats were on a boat,one jumped off, how many were left?
Answer:None, They wer
e all copycats!
Why was the father centipede so upset?
Answer:All of the kids needed new shoes!

BYEE!:
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